With the Democratic National Convention about to hit Denver like a March snowstorm, I’ve been thinking about what’s going to happen. Lots of things, I’m sure, but rest assured the city is probably going to stink. Lots of anarchist’s will be scraping their Converse across the blacktop and holding their one braid Star Wars hair up high in a sign of revolution — or maybe they’ll just cop some style from some old jams.
I unfortunatly can’t locate any pictures of anarchists with the Jedi Braid, probably because anarchists are scared of camera (they take your soul, you know). I’ll keep looking though, if you happen to spot one (usually clad in all black clothing, very tightly wrapped in a way that you are unsure if they are wearing it like pants or if its simply wrapped tightly like a bandage) get a picture. But don’t let them see you do it!