Dispatches from King Thor:

September 22nd, 2008 § 0

I have been gone a long time, searching and hunting for the mystic ruin of Cappa Dioso. I lost it while cooking up my recipe for Dragon-Sauce. But regardless, I’ve decided to check in to show you ways that they are lying, and that I am right.

In Thoronia, people who wear glasses will not be mocked by physics. If you do not wear glasses you may not understand — if you do, take them off and look in the mirror. Put your face really close to the mirror. Why are things in the background still blurry? You are one inch away from them, but the distance is still unseeable. Why is that? What magic powers do a mirror hold that makes your eyesight unable to control the distance? Magic or mockery? In Thoronia, when a near-blind man looks in a mirror they can see as far as the mirror can see.

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