Alright, so things here in Thoronia have been a bit hectic — King Thor up and relocated himself and is now missing, I mean missing. We have no idea where he is, and if you spot him, please, please, please let us know. Take a picture, send us text messages, microblog, and, if you have the guts — go talk to him and tell him that we need him back to fix the dryer. Beware though, when he ran off he was a bit testy, and refused to eat his ice cream or take his vitamins.
Anyway, for the time being I’ll be pointing you to some of the stupidest things on the internet I’ve found. I would also like to point out that, although I think RSS is a lovely invention, it appears to be destroying a vast majority of my free time and my work time. I sit and read stupid fanboy shit all the time and what do I learn? Oh, that Nintendo’s lineup for the next year caters to the casual crowd and the casual crowd alone — way to indtroduce an innovative system and than abandon it. Whoops — a little off track. Fuck it, here are some links with self indulgent witty banter in-between.
- Dinosaur set loose in museum. Freaks the fuck out of one little kid while a mom extents her hand to let it sniff her. Did you freaking see Jurassic Park? Stay still! Stay still!
- Exoskeleton helps dude up and walk. I’m not really a fan of being handicapped, but, wait, that came out wrong. I’m not really interested in being handicapped, but if I could have an exoskeleton I’d be totaly into it. Maybe I can get one anyway.
- If you couldn’t figure it out based on the name, College Humor is usually a remarkably stupid site, filled with the dumbest bullshit internet film buff wannabe’s can produce — but this video depicting fonts as humans has a few moments that might cause a chuckle.
- Rush isn’t good at playing their own song on Rock Band. Of course, if you can play an instrument you usually aren’t very good at pretending to play the same instrument using simplified Simon Says-like commands.
Man, I thought there was more… apparently I just spent my time this last week reading boring crap that is only of interest to me. Great.
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