Starting off on the right foot… landing on your back

August 13th, 2008 § 2

Yep, Denver is gearing up hardcore for Convention goers, journalists, and all other kinds of unsavory characters that will soon be invading our city. And you know what? Well, they want to give something back to us, the community that is putting this whole charade on. We get some handy dandy new bike lanes to keep us safer than ever when we’re peddling to and from/for work. Gee whiz Denver, thanks from all of us for our future broken bones, busted bikes and brain blisters!

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Doesn’t this bike lane on 18th just look like the safest thing you’ve ever seen?

19th street DNC bike lane

Now if this isn’t a completely new definition of the word “safe” I don’t know what is!

Now, don’t label me an anarchist or protestor or anything, but, well, aren’t those just pictures of bikes painted on car lanes to make it look like we’re a more bike friendly city than we are? And aren’t the handlebars on the bikes on backwards?

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