The Controlling Lies of Scientific Bureaucracy

January 19th, 2008 § 0

Write this down:  Science is a series of  crackpot schemes and amalgamated half truth’s regarding the  inside of your body, the outside world and everything in-between.

 

Now eat that piece of paper, stuff it down your throat, put mayonnaise or something on it to make it taste better. Trust me, it isn’t going to  hurt you. It’s going to become a part of you.

 

Pundits across the globe are rallying to destroy the ideas and perceptions of humanity. Have you ever seen the inside of a body? No, I didn’t think so, that’s because inside of you is a whole slew of different sized fairies who make your body do the things you want them to,  treat them badly, and what you get is  disease. Do you want disease? Then don’t treat them badly. Biology, especially the biology of the “university” is a  mind-controlling device that mark’s the students with false hopes of medical success and educated theory. Professors use foreign words, that is, not AMERICAN, words to describe the inside goings-on of your body. Convinced that they are correct, they spout on about sperm being the essence of  birth. Mitosis, which supposedly splits “cells” sounds more like  science fiction to me then science fact. Cells? That sounds made up, we have no need for cells, unless you’re enclosing homo-baby-eating-leftists like  Kanye West. Have you seen the “photos” of mitosis? That is Photoshop lies! And just for the record, bones being mad up of protein? Get serious here folks, you eat protein, are you eating bones? No. Therefore, bones can’t be made of protein. Bones are simply remnants of the  teeth of a dragon that have shaped themselves to the  version of your body that people see.

 

Don’t even get me started on “DNA,” or what I like to call,  Dinosaurs Never Abided.

We spoke about foreign words earlier, because of that; I’m not even going to begin to tell you the  lies told by  astronomers. Simply put, don’t believe that facetious alien nonsense.

 

Geologists are an interesting sect. At one point they seem to be uncovering the truth of creation, on the other they seem to disregard it. Who cares how old  rocks are? Nobody. That is why they can tell you whatever they want about anything. “Oh, yeah we found this rock is someone’s backyard, it’s totally, like a quadrillion years old, proves that monkey evolved into  babies and stuff.” See, I believe what this man says, why? Not because I trust him, but because I don’t care, and he must be right, because he’s on TV or in the newspaper. Truth be told, I’ll let you in on a real secret. Rock’s are just rocks. They don’t age, they just sit. Aging means growing old with your husband or wife, sitting on the porch with a  shotgun and a collection of the  street kids balls and Frisbees, not becoming, what? More of a rock?

 

Much like astronomers,  archeologists are worthless as well.

 

Physics and mathematics are  theory based, beginning with the ideas of humanity by means of numbers and whatever other  creation we’ve come up with this week. Numbers? Too abstract, try telling me how far away Duluth is via train by means of steps, or amount of  chicken sandwiches I’d eat on the way there. How can we operate in a society that revolves around numbers? We created numbers! How than, I ask can we worship our  own creation? That’s  sacrilegious!  False idolism!

 

Science is nothing but a group of people spouting out about academic theory. Hardly any of it is  proven, and if it was, everything about it is so, what’s the word, scientific , that no normal person could understand it. For all we know E=MC2 is  Einstein’s recipe for chili.

 

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