As we all are well aware, election season is on. Because fo this we are all excited and weary of a few things – and for many of us one particular event could strip away our ability to live in America forever. That thing is Hillary Clinton and the event is her possible persuasion of the superdelegates. Its entirely possible that the vote could be heading toward Obama before suddenly taking a shift and sliding into Hillary’s rear end as she cobbles and construes the superdelegates to her side – we can’t be sure, we’ll never know what she has done or what she is doing, and we won’t know what Obama has been doing either. So, in an effort to clear up this confusion, I’ve included a short synopsis of what the superdelegates are doing at this very moment (because they all hang out together, duh).
“Whatcha’ doin there Jimbo? Drinking martini’s and hanging out by the pool?”
“Yep, I reckon’ that’s there what I’m a’doin.”
“Yep. That’s mighty helpful.”
“I reckon so.””So who’s you gonna be votin’ for in the upcoming e-lection wit yer super vote?”
“Oh well, I dunno, I s’ppose it’ll be whosever gives the most promises ’bout me aunts and uncles gittin’ da’ health cares.”
“Yep, I s’ppose that’ll be mine thinkin’ too, but I reckon’ I’d bring up whoever promises me some BMW’s an’ I reckon’ I’d like sumin’ to git my loggin’ bill through real quick like.”
“Yeah, say you’d like a martini? Comin’ join me by the pool.”
“Okay.”
“Yep, let’s massage us’selves with diamonds and vote fer whosever the people wanna’s’to.”
“Nah, let’s vote fer whoever promises us the best stuff.”
“Nah c’mon now, let’s votefertheonewhothepeoplewannasto!”
[45 minutes later]
“Yep, well, okay we’ll go ahead and vote fer the Dr. Doom.”
“Yeah, I like the Dr. Doom.”
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