If J.R.R. Tolkien had written Kanye West’s “Stronger” it might have looked like this

July 21st, 2010 § 0

(above video for reference only)

Work it,
make it,
do it,
Makes us harder, better, faster, stronger!

[Chorus]
What does not kill us
Shall make us stronger!
But we need to hurry
For the nights of Sauron are over!
We shall overcome
Even if the ring makes nights go longer!
The time is upon us
When Sarumon is upon us!
I need my precious!
I need your precious!

We arrived in Rivendale tonight
You could be my black Arwen tonight
No Elrond, I am the leader tonight
We do not care what Mordor says tonight

We have these elven cloaks
No other race can make them like this now!
But our travels are not complete

Bow in the presence of greatness!
Because right now Gandalf has forsaken us
But he’ll be back cloaked in whiteliness

He cannot believe he took this ring with him
Passed down from his older kin
He is losing his mind with each and every step
Sam is trying to take this
The new word shall give us a break.

[Chorus]

We need you right now
We need you right now

I’m not certain if Aragorn is your man or not
If you have decided to leave Rivendale or not
If Elrond will let me on the boat or not
These drinks Gimli gave us have me saying a lot
But I think Sauron put you in front of me
Oh heavens, how could you have lied to me?
There are a thousand elves to choose from and only one of me
I’m sorry, I must be caught in the eye of he

This is a star-studded night
So we’ll do anything that I want
Put the ring on and give Sam a haunt
I’ll do anything for an elf-aunt
But you’ll just do anything you want
Your elf powers control the horse jaunt
Oh my elven love, you’re making it (harder, better, faster, stronger)

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